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The Vinsane World

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Last Night

Me and my brother were going to pick up pizza for dinner, and before we went to pick up the pizzas we went to the public highschools prom. My brother wanted to go see his one friend, so i was like “cool i’ll just wait in the car while you go up and see her.” I was not about to get out the car and go be the awkward 21 year old hanging around a high school prom especially this one.

So i decided to judge people from the car. 

While patiently waiting for my brother to be done i notice two things.

1. people in DuBois still think cheap white sun glasses are cool. that hasn’t been cool or stylish since 2009. ITS 2013!!!!!!!! 

2. also i am surronded by hicks, and white trash. These douchebag kids had to go be cool kids and “roll up” a term i use loosely in this situation cause that requires a lil bit of class and swag to do, these kids had none of that. They pulled around from the back of the high school through a sea of people taking pictures with these big stupid looking trucks that were lifted and had like exhaust pipes and shit (they looked dumb) reving their engines making a big scene. I’m just sitting in the car watching this and I am like “what the fuck is this!?!?!” 

I can’t wait to get out of this place